Tuesday, January 19, 2010

crank email, part 1

kristie XXX posts this ad in the “musicians section of Craig’s list:

I am 24 years old, and have an extensive history of music education and training. I have attended universities in both London, England as well as the US. I would love to join a band just to have some fun and hopefully be successfull. I would prefer Motown, blues, jazz, soul, or funk but i can be convinced to do rock or electronic if the music is good.


To which I replied:
Are you Motown certified?
Memphis or Detroit school of Soul?
/t

To which she replied:

No i'm not certified but i'd like to discuss doing some jams, perhaps with other musicians as well. Do you have a demo, i'd like to send something but im not sure how to do it over email?

To which I replied:

I was joking about motown certification. There is no such thing and let's hope there never is.

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